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Thursday, October 31, 2013

snakes on a plane tre noted that a jewish guy in pitch perfect who is t he main protagonist's love interest has a tattoo.I concurred that he definitely would not be Hasidic.masi wanted me to act as his psychologist but we didn't get much further than him saying how he was doing at school maybe I was asking the wrong question I am glad I am not a professional I am strictly amateur when it comes to psychology it is hared not to take sides in family arguments especially when its a girl you like versus her brothers it is difficult not to play favourites. sometimes double images are hidden within pictures. I fear masi has surpassed me as a rapper. he just needs to work on not giving up on himself and quitting too easily if he can sustain his rhyming for more than a couple of minutes he will go far. he already has the rhyme scheme worked out. I thought he was going to settle for singing instead of rapping because he is good at making up funny songs and singing. I don't know which way he will go in the future. he wants to be a hairdresser. we shall see if he becomes the world's first rapping hairdresser :) ¶ 6:03 AM

exploring the dark abyss that is the mental chambers of sarah silverman I purchased a 2 pack of Christmas spreaders($3) santa and a Christmas tree, a birthday card for iulia($1) of a panda with love heart eyes in a field of love hearts holding a love heart, a 12 pack of Christmas erasers($2) with 2 Christmas wreaths,2 snowflakes, 2 santa heads, 2 snowmen, 2 Christmas trees and 2 present boxes and a His word divine thoughts for 2014 calendar($2) which contains natural scenery and scriptures for 13 months(even though it claims to be a 14 month calendar) from the reject shop. rob told me that beyonce signed a pact giving her soul to the devil alongside other celebrities. we met a homeless couple on Tuesday. at first the lady was not willing to accept a free soft drink but then she came back and had a change of heart. I was disappointed to see redfern now's second season opening with a couple of homosexuals raising a young girl. I had high hopes for this series but knew what I was getting myself in for with the previous season containing plenty of swearwords. I did not expect to watch homosexuals though as there was no information about what the episode was about. in a similar vein I read the information yesterday on sarah silverman's show being about working at an abortion clinic and having to work alongside anti abortion protestors. naturally I knew being from the point of view of the worker at the abortion clinic this was not going to be an antiabortion show. what I did not prepare myself for was to have the show open with a blatant attack on Christianity starting with attacking a pastor for ringing church bells saying there should be a separation of church and state and his bells were too noisy then sarah went on into a vile bile drenched diatribe about how nobody was attending church her point might have been more valid if she wasn't speaking to a packed house then she accused a couple of sympathetic married straight ladies of being closet homosexuals it is amazing what filth passes for comedy these days ¶ 5:52 AM

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

drinking drives my thirst traycee says she only drinks 5 beers now at a time when she drinks she used to drink and have a hangover but now she knows when to walk away
mum could see oxleys on the river from where she went with her walking group.
our workplace has a warning sign next door against smoking because there is gas used for x rays but people refuse to heed the warnings some ladies having lunch at our café the other day were talking about getting tickets to beyonce and about people buying tickets and then reselling them online I would call that scalping if they sell them for cheaper then the buyer gets a bargain otherwise they might take advantage of the buyer's desperation and sell to them for a higher price.
sometimes I have trouble finding socks that match each other.
sometimes this is because a pair does not exist due to the would be matching sock having holes in the toes other times they are just temporarily misplaced.
we need godly people in our high courts evil is allowed to flourish because of a lack of godly high or supreme court judges. also government approval because governments can overturn a high court ruling. I pray for God's comfort for the families of the victims of the bus fire that recently occurred in Nepal. I remember this happening when I was in Fiji on a bus over there. my workmate rich was sick when he first saw videos of decapitation now he says he is used to it I think he is becoming desensitised it was too much for my workmate traycee to take some sick person made a tv show about decapitations I was saddened to hear these kind of images are being screened at churches in America as part of Halloween celebrations I was interested to learn from ted Armstrong that Halloween is not an official holiday of America I remember one guy calling into the radio in Brisbane and saying how he didn't want Australia to become like another state of America but halloween goes back to Europe it originally stands for hallowed evening the catholic church attempted to turn it into a celebration of departed saints or believers in God who were known to have performed miracles when prayed to/followers of Jesus who were killed for their faith or who lived faithful lives for Jesus it was originally used as a day for devil worship and human sacrifice this still happens today pray God will reform the minds of those pretending to be evil people and creatures ¶ 9:43 AM

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

sanctimonious pious musings of the soul my sis has climbed all of the glass house mountains with her friends one of them she climbed with Andrew and kel she plans to do more mountain climbing and possibly join a hiking club her lesbian friend is thinking of proposing to her partner she was hesitant because of possible negative feedback from conservative minded people(read godly people) my sister is convinced that the husband and son of a family who is friends with our family are both homosexual she also said we should be friends with them because they have money we don't think like that. we are friends with people because we like their personalities not because of the amount in their bank accounts. my sister's school chum peta plans to send one of her children to a catholic school another of her kids is going to a protestant school. my sister seems to think that catholic schools are Christian. they are not. Christians don't teach that mary is an intermediary between God and man catholics do. Christians don't believe in purgatory or transubstantiation or priests taking vows of celibacy. Christians don't think it necessary to take confession or pray to saints using rosary beads or wear crucifixes because we believe our saviour Jesus is risen from the dead so He is not hanging on the cross anymore. pastor Andrew said normally if he had had a meal as large as the sub he had yesterday back home it would be enough to fill him up for the day but over here he feels like he needs more food. mum had to clear up the mess on the theatre floor after the andre rieu concert. her friend pat loved it so much that she wants to buy a ticket for her other female friend's upcoming birthday. my sister said that when her husband's stepdad was dying he asked God to reveal Himself to him and then his stepdad died my sister thinks she will ruin her marriage if she tries to convert her husband. she is convinced that aunty pat and uncle Andrew no longer love each other or that their love is no longer reciprocal. they used to play golf together all the time now they don't so much. we had Rachel's wild raspberry yoghurt yesterday wwww.rachel'syoghurt.com.au with our muesli we all enjoyed it(mum dad n I) ¶ 5:28 AM

Monday, October 21, 2013

steer clear of here pastor Andrew says in Uganda they have steers (a south African owned company) but not subways. they also have nandos. a portugese French and german swiss girl named yari whose nickname is yowie was working at the same time as me yesterday she says she can understand French and german b ut she cant speak it they named a burger after her traycee let me try carmelised onions she said she has irish ancestry you never can pick them. Richard wanted to call our new burger a slut burger but I think he was vetoed(hopefully). pastor Andrew saw a crocodile in a cage at a crocodile farm he says it is less common for people to refuse charity in Uganda he used binoculars for the first time when he was down at the beach in Redcliffe he had gone with some people from Mueller college to coffee club the previous night but he had not seen Redcliffe in the day before the binoculars are attached to the concrete he thought the spinning contraption in the park on the shore of Redcliffe was intended to generate power but it serves no purpose other than to be a spectacle he was planning to have some burgers last night he was so full with his sub he said he wouldn't need his tea he said they have bananas and pineapples in Uganda and many of the plants and flowers are the same as in Australia he thought they didn't have jacaranda trees in Uganda but then he saw some planted over there he says some ugly men pretend to be ladies on the net my friend prina and I once pretended to fill a dating profile for a guy looking for love I once pretended to be an African American guy in a virtual eubonics chatroom where you have African American avatars which you can adapt to suit your style pastor Andrew said our country is so big it is hard to see it all in one trip even so he has been places in my country I have never visited we were talking on how people don't appreciate the treasures of their own country pastor Andrew plans to have a big Christmas celebration at his house with his natural children and spiritual children and the friends of his spiritual kids also he has had problems contacting his bishop matovu mohammed he had his number then it was disconnected then he managed to bump into him and the same thing happened with his new number after a while of keeping in touch he said he has been a pastor in his denomination for five years they usually keep in touch on a weekly basis with short phone calls to see how he is going he says he likes that approach because he values his freedom. he was disappointed that I didn't say the pineapples in Uganda were the best I said they were just as good as qld but he was not too sore about it ¶ 2:30 PM

strugglings with adserve and other modern conundrums Joslyn has a job in the shoe department at myers she used to work for William's shoes at north lakes.
am happy tony abbott managed to stop the arrival of illegal boat people into Australia we already have more than we can handle we have a big country but only a limited amount of sustainable arable land and sporadic rainfall even along the coastlines I gave pastor Andrew a bandana for canteen to pass onto my girlfriend sherry in Uganda I think he told me when I was there that he had an elder daughter but I forgot mum and her friend pat were busy seeing a cinema screening of andre rieu he gets mentally disabled people to play instruments on stage one of his dancers is fond of wine and she drinks a few glasses while she does her steps one disabled guy who was banging his drums had a beaming smile on his face according to mum many audience members were moved to tears by his performance gabby's friend saw a movie called volcano about a volcanic explosion she said the volcano was underground and it erupted under a house she asked how much the things I bought from the church book shop cost I didn't tell her but I told her the balloons were the most expensive.sometimes when we are available to help nobody wants our help and conversely sometimes when people want our help we are not available not always for that reason but maybe sometimes because of it:) ¶ 5:28 AM

Sunday, October 20, 2013

the remains of yesterday I went to hear pastor Andrew kiwanuka preach at Mueller college in Brisbane. he espoused the virtues of school of biblical studies using a different video to the one he had shown me when I stayed at his home in Uganda. that one was just about s.b.s this one also covered other ministries which were spearheaded by youth with a mission in Uganda. my friend Sandra is planning to do house sitting. she went to a samoan church last night. I don't know if it is the same one that I have been to. we have a few samoan churches in my area. I was moved to tears by the last song played by the Mueller community church worship band dad had previously met the worship leaders of the band I met the school chaplain who had worked with king's kids(another ministry of ywam) in Scotland. pastor Andrew joked that he thought Mueller was the best place he had been but he didn't know about his Australian friend john. the pastor of the church introduced him saying he was a very speaker im sure he meant to say very special:) I wrongly told my friend Sandra that the meeting was taking place at Wavell state school I don't know how my mind turned Mueller into Wavell I think I waited so long to tell someone that in my head it had gotten flipped upside down like an image when an eye processes it. some samoans who had lived in new Zealand and now live in Australia wanted to talk to pastor Andrew also a lady who was gushing and waxing lyrical about the love of Jesus that people in Uganda had she was talking about her passion for reading the bible he does work with schools and hospitals in Uganda. he has been to house churches as well as larger buildings in Australia. it is ironic that he runs a school called s.b.s and one of his favourite shows is rockwiz on s.b.s I think he was under the false impression that dad had not attended the service but waited in the car the whole time because he asked where dad was and I told him where he was waiting much of the crowd was laughing at his jokes he poked fun of himself as well as at the western ignorance of idi amin I think his deeds are more famous than his name although I would think the last king of Scotland would have helped to change that especially considering forrest whittaker delivered such a commanding performance that resonated with audiences. I had forgotten the names of his family members so I was glad that he helped to refresh my recall by announcing their names prior to the commencement of his talk ¶ 2:03 PM

Thursday, October 17, 2013

crushing on tahan seriously crushing on tahan from big brother I have always liked aboriginal girls there is just something about her that strikes my fancy maybe it is the way that she dances maybe because she is a free spirit she can be cutting in her remarks yet she can also be hilarious I love the way she rolls her eyes and how she is not afraid to speak her mind she is very analytical of people she sometimes thinks they are appearing to be something other than what they are I think she is a very genuine and honest person she might be playing the game to win but she has been upfront about that I think she would be a fun person to hang out with ¶ 6:16 AM

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

flesh like tracing paper Joslyn's original hair color is dark brown. she got it dyed ginger. she has black rimmed spectacles. sara's mum doesn't go to church her dad goes to another church apart from ours. she snuck out the house on sunday morning skipping her breakfast. she went to a Fijian church in Melbourne. it was also an a.o.g church. suli has started hanging out with linah they hang out down the street from her house. tobe is back from new Zealand. Margaret b and I prayed for a lady with breast cancer she has a history of it in her family she also dabbled in the occult when she was young sometimes God talks to her and tells her where things are when she loses them her mum also has a close relationship with the lord one guy said miracles don't just happen God helps those who help themselves that's not the God I serve He helps those who don't even believe in Him and don't do anything for Him or anybody else God doesn't discriminate He just loves on people regardless of who they are and what they believe
so today Claire asks me what rob Thomas is up to these days like I am his friend I suppose I should be flattered that she feels I have enough musical knowledge to know what artists are up to people assume I know all the lyrics to every song but I surely don't especially because there are songs that are still being written and songs that will never be heard because record companies don't promote them or the people that write them are too scared of what people may think to bother sharing them with the world the best thing this book americanah did was reinvigorate my love for blogging it also has references to protea hotel where I stayed at in Lusaka and shoprite where I shopped in Zambia north and south I got myself in trouble in Africa with my big mouth saying to pastor Charles that just because he thinks something is going to be a certain way it doesn't mean that is actually what will happen because he said if I have my beltbag out in the open around my waist in Zambia then I am likely to attract thieves I didn't have any problem with thieves when I was in Uganda so I didn't see the need to put away my beltbag in Zambia his solution of having a bag strapped inside the shirt was far more attention drawing when he has to lift up his shirt to take money out of course people will look at his chest the biggest reason I have not to worry is that God is my protector He keeps me safe wherever I go even though I have been bit by dogs and gotten into scrapes and looked at someone who took it the wrong way and even been beaten for going down the street on my own even having my head knocked against the head of my European Cameroonian friend even if I may have unwittingly been in danger for my life my Lord has been faithful and kept me safe ¶ 1:03 AM

books and cosy nooks I just read americanah by chimamanda ngozi adichie. I was disappointed by the swearing and the gay characters. I still like her first book purple hibiscus. also I do not agree with the things her character ifemelu says about Europeans and European americans. I wonder if this is what she really believes or if this is merely her character speaking. there are a lot of stereotypes and generalisations about both Europeans and African americans in this book. she often rubbishes her own people of Nigeria which is perhaps more excusable than targeting those who are not her people. the good thing about this book is learning new words in igbo which is the language of her character ifemelu. I was shocked to learn from the book that African men are bleaching their skin I thought this was only a female thing
I was also appalled to hear that some Africans are using illegal means to live in England and America especially for England as it is my birth country. some Africans will steal people's names or buy them off the owners. this is also being done by Ukrainian female cheerleaders in the indian premier league. she appears not to see the colour variations of European skin but instead sees them all as white yet for the Africans in her book she talks of different colourations in the head area and the varying degrees of shade attained by mixed marriage. the character in her book appears not to accept racism existing in Nigeria despite the fact that there is clearly a class structure based on the lightness of one's skin. the good thing about the book is it speaks about the acceptance of criminal behaviour by Nigerian society. I was challenged by this book to see multiculturalism in Europeans as well as in Africans. the author talks of the privilege of the western world of being in a position to be able to give yet I think she is ignorant of such efforts as a little church in Zambia which was known to give clothing donations to poor americans living on the street it is funny also to see the apparent ignorance of the characters in the book of the existence of modern slavery as slavery is only referred to as a wound that existed in the past not a present infliction you could say this book encourages affairs but discourages bigamy although those characters in affairs do not appear to be happy neither those who are the result of divorced marriages or love kids I do feel sad for the character dike who attempts to kill his young self he is accused of hacking into computers and smoking weed it is true what the book says racism does exist but I don't think you can say there is a hierarchy of racism and I don't think talking about someone's culture is a form of racism it is an attempt to be relatable if everything we say is potentially racist we would never open our mouths and a lot of us would be the worse off for it ¶ 12:39 AM