Heffalumps n moisturizer When pastors garble their words or trip over their tongues i don't want to laugh but I can't help myself. I hate being told what to do by people who have no position of authority over me I used to be scared to talk to girls now i can't stop myself from doing it especially the pretty ones younger than me or closer to my age group Little girls aren't scared to talk to me Im sure all big girls dont think I want to have sex with them Maybe a lot of them think I want to pursue a romantic relationship with them but I don't give them compliments and presents all the time I have found women tend to respond better if I come bearing gifts They say money can't buy you love but it definitely buys company What does bizzle mean when he says hed choose god over money I guess Christian rappers don't earn as much as worldly rappers The aim of the game is to save souls and make jesus famous I've been trying not to badmouth my pastor It's hard not to when he rips off American pastors like Michael youseff or td jakes or jenetzen franklin or recycles his old sermons I know running a church is hard Running a group of churches is even more difficult I give him props for merit but I just want something fresh from him Im sick of being fed stale spiritual bread I wonder if mullahs in mosques or gurus in sikh temples recycle sermons It seems like as christians we should be aiming to be fresher more original more creative and more interesting than what the world has to offer There are atheists that have their own churches Our churches should be places where everyone feels welcome no matter what their spiritual background, race, sexual preference or age Be kind to yourself and others as well Put others above yourself then your well of inspiration will always be full never dry  ¶ 3:37 AM